Monday, April 6, 2009

Opening Day Bad Weather Punishment for Tea Party Goers Gone Wild

It seems a lot of Cincinnati Tea Party attendees are Cincinnati Reds baseball fans according to WLW (also known as Bill Cunningham’s hate radio) and some local blogs. SOME of the Tea Party attendees appeared to be Tea Partiers Gone Wild (watch the video on the Cincinnati Beacon and read City Beat‘s first hand report). Because some of the Tea Partiers behaved badly CAJD believes that their actions angered the Messiah (also known as President Obama) and he issued a bad weather command for all Cincinnati Red’s opening days from here on out. Now because of the actions of SOME all CR Baseball fans must be forever punished. It will be rainy and freezing on every opening day in Cincinnati forever. The good news--President Obama ordained Dusty Baker to lead the team to the world series. (disclaimer CAJD likes to have fun sometimes. Screw you haters if you don’t like they way we joke. Here’s the kicker though--we ain’t jokin’ about Deeters humping the hooker in the car in Cleveland. This info was provided by a reliable source. Sure we can’t for 100% certain that Joe Smoe humped the hooker, but that’s what the attorney told us. CAJD book is coming 09 July.)
IF YOU READERS WILL LOOK CLOSELY AT THE SIGN THAT READS JOE IS A TRICK, THE SIGN HAS THE NAME OF THE HOOKER THAT THE ATTORNEY TOLD US JOE HUMPED.

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