Sunday, December 30, 2012

2012 men who wished they'd stayed out of other ppl's bedroom, or maybe not



As we prepare to bid 2012 farewell I had to compile my top ten list of men who would have probably had a better year (or more money in their bank account) if they'd
kept their opinion and or their penis to themselves. Most of the men on this list deserve every bit of hell that their comments or penis brought them.
 They say the only thing in life guaranteed are death and taxes. However; I think it's safe to add to that list men who need to stay out of OPB (Other People's bedroom).

1. GOP Missouri Senate candidate Rep. Todd Atkins said in an August interview that a woman who is a victim of "legitimate rape" can't get pregnant. In addition to
making that asinine comment which guaranteed he would not go to the US senate, he has some very outdated views on women's reproductive rights. The GOP don't usually
eat their own, but they ate this guy and threw him out with the garbage.

2. Indiana Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock said pregnancies resulting from rape are part of God’s plan. His asinine comment also guaranteed he would not
go to the US senate. He also joins the long list of misguided and hypocritical men with outdated views on women's reproductive rights. His comments also got him thrown
under the GOP bus.

3. Former International Monetary Fund chief and one time French presidential hopeful Dominique Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape by a former New York hotel employee,
Nafissatou Diallo. In December he reached a legal settlement with Diallo. Her accusations set off a firestorm of sexual allegations against him. In France Strauss-
Kahn has been charged with "aggravated procurement in an organized gang" To break it down he's been charged with being the ring leader of a prostitution ring. To break
it down further, he's accused of pimping. Keep in mind that it's legal to pay for sex in France - but Strauss-Kahn takes pimping to the next level. His penis problems
continue to cost him lot's of money and plenty of disgrace. By the way, why does he have a hyphenated last name? Maybe it's a french thing.

4. Former French president Nicholas Sarozy
has a laundry list of dirty deeds crammed in his closet. Adding to that list is accusations that he groped women at a party
and that he is somehow involved with Strauss-Kahn chronicles.

5. Actor and humanitarian John Travolta can't catch a break. When last checked there was alawsuit pending against him from a pilot who accused him of something sexual.
And who can forget the wild massage accusations made against him by men spa employees? Seems like good guy Travolta can't catch a break.

6. Actor and Author Arnold Schwarzeneggar easily admitted in a 60 minutes interview this year that he's cheated on his wife on several occassions. He also admitted
that he fathered a child with a woman that worked in his house. What's distubing about this sex fiend robot of a man is that he does not seem remorseful that he was
having sex with a woman that was not his wife in the family home.

7. Kevin Clash better known as the voice of Elmo character on Sesame Street at last count had 4 under age accusers make sex accusations against him. I'm not following
whose sticking to their story and who has retracted but I know this year I just could not bring myself to purchase Elmo pajamas or other Elmo toys for the youngens in
my family. I knew this guy was a little weird after watching the documentary about his life.

8. Rapper turned Reality TV personality Shawty Lo has eleven kids by 10 women and he was a reality TV show coming out on the Oxygen network to tell America all about
it. There are a few words that come to mind when I think about this rapper. Words like trifling and disturbing. If there was ever a case of someone needing to stay
out of other's bedrooms, this is the case. I hope that the rapper, the mothers and the children are educated on HIV and sex education in general. Many of us stand in
judgement of Shawty Lo, but we've all made bad choices and I wish this extended family well. I can't wish a man with 11 mouths to feed, ill will, C'mon.

9. Ex football player and reality star Chad Johnson has been around the block and apparently in a many of bedrooms. I think he has about four or five children and
frozen sperm reserved for his wife, Evelyn Lozada. In 2012 his threesome sex tape apparently surfaced and he referred to as, "old news." Chad loves the ladies and he
makes that clear which is why some of his love affairs have gotten him in trouble and in the news. Chad's an entertainer and apparently a nice guy from what I hear
from people who interacted with him when he played professional football in Cincinnati. Still, child support payments will catch up with him,if it hasn't already
and Mr. Ocho Cinco probably needs another gig fast.

10. General David Patraeus the former director of the CIA and one of America's most decorated four-star generals, work out junkie and cheater. If there was ever of
case of someone needing to stay out of someone's bedroom, it's this case. His bedroom sexescpades put too many lives at risk. Shame on this guy.



As usual, too lazy to edit. Happy New Year and don't forget about Joe Deters and the gal in Cleveland.

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