Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters, and his best pal Jim Schifrin, publisher of the racist online rag sheet sit on a run-down, bed bug infested sofa. They watch a football game on TV. Schifrin gobbles down snacks. Joe tosses back cold ones.
Joe - C’mon Schif baby, tell me another racist/sexist joke.
Schifrin stuffs two handfuls of potato chips in his mouth as he spits out a joke, some saliva, and some broken potato chips
Schifrin - What’s the difference between Jay walking Joe Deters and thousands of convicted criminals who have been sent to prison?
Joe, shit-faced and drunk, ponders this.
Joe - I dunno.
Schifrin - You’ve never been caught.
Joe frowns. Schifrin takes the pig-in-blanket out of his mouth. He tells another tasteless joke.
Schifrin - What’s the difference between Mike Allen and Joe Deters?
Joe shit-faced wears a dumb expression.
Schifrin - Allen’s girl was a free. Joe paid an escort service for his girl.
Joe spits beer from his mouth as he falls to the floor in laughter. Schifrin smiles. He is impressed that another one of his tasteless jokes has pleased his pal.
Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters, and his best pal Jim Schifrin, publisher of the racist online rag sheet sit on a run-down, bed bug infested sofa. They watch a football game on TV. Schifrin gobbles down snacks. Joe tosses back cold ones.
Joe - C’mon Schif baby, tell me another racist/sexist joke.
Schifrin stuffs two handfuls of potato chips in his mouth as he spits out a joke, some saliva, and some broken potato chips
Schifrin - What’s the difference between Jay walking Joe Deters and thousands of convicted criminals who have been sent to prison?
Joe, shit-faced and drunk, ponders this.
Joe - I dunno.
Schifrin - You’ve never been caught.
Joe frowns. Schifrin takes the pig-in-blanket out of his mouth. He tells another tasteless joke.
Schifrin - What’s the difference between Mike Allen and Joe Deters?
Joe shit-faced wears a dumb expression.
Schifrin - Allen’s girl was a free. Joe paid an escort service for his girl.
Joe spits beer from his mouth as he falls to the floor in laughter. Schifrin smiles. He is impressed that another one of his tasteless jokes has pleased his pal.
